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On Dophert, and not being vegan

Please note that since writing this blog post, Dophert has closed down

It’ll come as no surprise to anyone who knows about my pork fetish (think ribs, pork belly, chorizo… these are a few of my favourite things) that the prospect of going vegan is the stuff of nightmares. It’s not that I need to eat meat at every mealtime – I don’t. It’s just that I don’t really like depriving myself of anything – especially when the dreaded “dietary requirements” rule out not only meat, but also fish, eggs, dairy…

So it was with some trepidation that I entered Dophert – a new vegan café in my Amsterdam buurt. I contemplated the menu: could I face a cappuccino without “real” milk? Nope. Could I deal with a club sandwich whose “bacon” was made of tempeh? No again. And what about the cakes and pastries made with neither butter nor eggs? You’ve got to be kidding me. Nope, vegan I will never be… But there is one exception: while meatless chilli con carne completely gets my goat (it’s called “carne” for a reason, people!), I’m perfectly happy to eat a vegan meal that never happened to include animal products in the first place.

Dophert

Thus I ordered a green smoothie of minty proportions with spinach, banana and apple, followed by a “large” salad (if I wasn’t getting my animal protein, I figured I needed to get my calories in sheer bulk). I was proved wrong – happily. The so-called salad turned out to be an extremely filling combo of lentils, pumpkin, artichoke, olives, various seeds and a punchy dressing that involved dill and horseradish. Rabbit food it was not.

Vegan salad

Nor was there any particularly holier-than-thou-meets-hippy vibe about the place (yes yes, I know, I am stereotyping horribly). We even ran into our omnivorous neighbours there. Whodda thunk it?

I escaped Vegan Hell alive. More than alive – pleasantly full, only about €15 poorer, and feeling ever so slightly smug…

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Dophert (Vegetarian)
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